I always try to update my biography with something clever but whenever I want to, I can never think of anything clever
I am now 27, and I haven't updated that age in three years, which apparently shows at what point I stopped feeling young. I'm old enough now to realize that joking about how drinking is fun and how I tried smoking once is more pathetic than cute, so I won't do that, either.
I graduated from University of Chicago in Chicago, IL, which made me feel inadequate both as a student and a human being.
Other than that, I enjoy eating food, swimming in water, and watching various sorts of movies, television show, or other media. Perhaps if you like me enough, you can suggest something that you think I have not seen, and would probably enjoy.