Jenny P ([info]anijen21) wrote,
@ 2008-03-03 12:16:00
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lol
I am eating cereal for lunch.

I have been eating eggs and bacon for breakfast, which means I have been waking up at 7:00 to do so. There has never been a time in my life where I have voluntarily woken up this early. I kind of like it, except that I get tired at like 10:30 and end up falling asleep by 11:00, which means I really don't see anyone, because I get home at like 6:00, take a shower, do my homework, and by then it's time for bed.

Also, waking up so early and going to bed so early made me wake up at 8:00 on Saturday with nothing to do. It was ridiculous. I finished all my homework before noon. I had the whole DAY to do whatever I wanted.

Our whole suite smells like bacon all the time now. I love it, but I hope it's not pissing Lady off too much. That would be sad.

Mmmm I love this cereal. I'm so hungry. We went to Grand Lux Cafe yesterday. I only spent $14, sweet. I spend most of my money on food. I should shift that a little.

I was reading a wikipedia article today that said women with waist-hip ratios of about .7 are smarter, prettier, and generally better people. This made me sad. My waist-hip ratio is .81 :( I am like a man and will never be happy.

The quarter is almost over, thank God. I have to write 2 papers for finals. I'm not worried.

I have a test today. I'm not really worried about that either. I realized I'm doing bad in this econ class because I can never hear what the fuck he's saying. Oh well.


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[info]dorkilicious
2008-03-03 07:20 pm UTC (link)
i need to lose four inches off my waist while not touching my hips to be smart, pretty, and good, jen. how do i do this

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[info]anijen21
2008-03-03 11:21 pm UTC (link)
corset?

let's go kill us a whale ashwini

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[info]tiajuanabible
2008-03-03 07:25 pm UTC (link)
are you talking about the grand lux in the venetian in vegas?

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[info]anijen21
2008-03-03 11:22 pm UTC (link)
n there's one in downtown chicago, but it's good to know there's one in *vegas* because I love their food tbh

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[info]maurita
2008-03-05 03:06 am UTC (link)
ok my theory: a girl has bigger hips because her mom does (genetics and/or environment) and she is "more intelligent" because her moms tiny ass hips didn't squish her brain during childbirth...

this explains why you are still smart-- c-section baby.

and yes now i sound like a creepy stalker b/c i know that much about you-- but really i'm just bff w/ your sister.

me on the other hand-- im the daughter of a mother with no ass and my ratio is .8 too. and i was born the normal way-- except with the added paddle pull right on my soft head.

i can now blame everything on my mother and her tiny ass, weak-pushing hips.

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